My name is Dan Jones and I’m running for the position of social secretary. I’m currently a member of the rec team as it is quite possible I am the worst swimmer in this entire club. Prior to joining the team, I was a member of my local athletics team where I competed in some of the top divisions for a brief period before we got relegated. I decided to join KCLSWP when I arrived at university as I wanted a change. When Elie and I were looking for a sports team to join (because as you know we don’t do anything without the other one) we had one criterion: a club with good socials, that said, it quickly became apparent that I had joined the best sports team in the KCLSU, living five minutes down the road from the pool was simply a bonus.
Despite my lack of aquatic ability, floatation, and non-existent knowledge of swimming, I do believe that I am suited for the role of social secretary. Throughout the year, my attendance at guys bar has been almost perfect, and each theme is taken to heart, proving my dedication and enthusiasm for the socials, and I fully intend on engraining these same principles in the freshers arriving next year. On the subject of freshers, I believe that that my previous experience coaching younger children at athletics will set me up perfectly for the mentoring role, as we all know freshers (and Ellie) have the mental age of a primary schooler. I also believe I possess a warm demeanour that will allow them to feel comfortable and welcome, while also being able to encourage them to get out of their comfort zone and enjoy university life to the fullest.
It is my intention to surpass my predecessors in terms of the entertainment I can provide through social events. While they have set the bar high, I believe that the ideas I have, will hopefully land me above them in a public vote. Both freshers and long-term members will be able to enjoy plentiful amounts of alcohol and embarrassment under my watch, as I believe inclusivity is key for a successful social.
As important as the social aspect of this job is, I am still aware that being responsible for numerous intoxicated freshers, and most likely Ellie, isn’t exactly light work. However, rest assured that I have the ability to take care of them. My somewhat elevated tolerance to alcohol, that I credit my Northern genetics for, allows me to stay rational, and I have plenty of experience dealing with and taking care of friends who have blasted way beyond their alcohol limit. So as important it is to me that everyone has a good time, I will also make sure everyone gets home safe, even if it means carrying them through London like a sack of potatoes.
To conclude, I believe that, while I am highly inept in the pool, I have sufficient skills to excel in Guys Bar.